My favourite games to play on Tumblr are
- Is that John Green
- Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
- Sherlock fandom u ok
- Can you spot the vegan
- Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
- Is it night bloggers or just the Australians
Hardmode:
- Is it the Australian night bloggers
The new nerve wrecking
- Did I or did I not press anon
- Are they mad or just too busy to reply
Also Commonly Used:
- is this a fic yet or
(via frieddumplings)
i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not
(via tomatomouthkisser)
No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.
(Source: textsfromwhedonverse, via tomatomouthkisser)
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
(via robert-downey-jesus)
you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money
man you guys are way behind
crikey
straya
What is that picture?
Is there a new version of Monopoly out?
THAT’S OUR MONEY YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCKTARD
(Source: gameboid, via tomatomouthkisser)
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
(via myquietcommotion)
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post
(via robert-downey-jesus)
press play and watch the gif.
just trust me.
IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT
It’s on my dash again
i missed it
(via i-likeyourfunnyhat)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via roflmaoexceptnotreally)
(via roflmaoexceptnotreally)
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
(via oh-the-hilarity)
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
(via prejaculate)
(Source: floatwithme, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
